In order to maintain job security, physisists strive to make electronic theory complicated. To this end, they devised a cock and bull story to do with atoms and electrons and how they were responsible for electrical behaviour.
However, in a secret document leaked from the National Physics Lavatory, it has finally been revealed that an electrical current is, in fact, a flow of smoke. This is supported by the fact that when smoke escapes from electrical equipment then that equipment seldom works any more.
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